Keeping your email in your recycle bin is like keeping your car in a car compactor at night...

...you still want the car but it might be compacted in the morning

I think I hit my head on something but I don't remember...

...there is a bump here.

Kayak through your meal

This fork at one end and spoon at another combination will allow Craig to "kayak through his meal"

http://www.amazon.com/Primus-Folding-Spork-Green/dp/B001ONNP18/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=sporting-goods&qid=1237394538&sr=8-2

Why don't we fire her...

... and hire someone that can press more than one key at a time without crashing their computer?