"It smells cold"

Craig commenting on someone’s lunch… (and yes, he was talking about the temp)

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formspring.me

Just ask me. http://formspring.me/pmhapp

Are you going to have the new projector ready for the Employee Meeting?

Yes. I want everybody to be able to get the worst news in the best possible resolution.

Friend's Mothers

It is not necessarily okay to visit your friends mother on her birthday.... unless she is dying.

Fifth Dimension

What? Was I logged on to Coral in a alternative universe or something?

"Craig is the most honest guy in the group"

... then he lies about pulling a name out of a hat.